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KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

Knock, knock Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel working? I had to knock.	Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? Are you an owl?	Knock, Knock Who's there? Canoe. Canoe, who? Canoe come over here?	Knock Knock Who's there? Carl. Carl who? Car'l get you there faster than a bike.	Knock, Knock Who's there? Yodel-lay-he. Yodel-lay-he-who? I didn't know you could yodel.
Knock knock Who's there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito	Knock Knock Who's there? Tiss. Tiss who? Tiss who is good for blowing your nose.	Knock, knock Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here.	Knock, knock Who's there? Kent Kent who? Kent you tell by my voice?	knock knock. who's there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry, I didn`t know you had a cold.

JOKES

A Mushroom goes to a dance and walks up to a girl and asks her to dance.
"I'm not dancing with you" she replies.
"Aw, come on..." the mushroom says.
"Why not? I'm a fungi!" (fun guy)

Two cows were lying in a field. One of them says to the other, "So, what do you think about this mad cow disease?" The other ones says, "What do I care. I'm a Tractor."

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? The food is Great, but there's no atmosphere.

A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."

A high school student asked his teacher if a person should be punished for something he hadn't done.
"No," said the teacher. "Of course not!"
"Good." said the boy. "Because I haven't done my homework.

Which burns longer, the candles on a girl's birthday cake or the candles on a boy's birthday cake?
Neither. They both burn shorter.

What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?
One sells watches and the other watches cells.

When are eyes not eyes?
When something makes them water.

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